Who's Who?

Winston Coward

WINSTON COWARD

“Whinny” to his mates, is a worry-wart. His worst fear is not graduating from Miskatonic U. Second worst is having to talk to a girl. If he knew any more about the campus, he’d have even more to worry about.

Clubs: University Players (Drama Club), Miskatonic Crier (Newspaper)

Hobbies and Interests: Thinks reading is safe

Ernest Hazard

ERNEST HAZARD

wants to experience everything, and college seems like the best place to experiment. With due respect to Miskatonic U’s hallowed traditions, he wants to explore his new-found freedoms.

Clubs: Athletic Club, Track & Field, Debate Team, Young Entrepreneurs

Hobbies and Interests: Girls, Sports, The Great Game, Ratting

Lilliana Marsh

LILLIANA MARSH

is eager to prove that women deserve the same treatment as men, although in pursuit of this dream she often appears inappropriately forward to her contemporaries.

Clubs: Badgers Cheerleading Squad

Hobbies and Interests: Singing, Dance

Kurt Fink

KURT FINK

is a German immigrant attending Miskatonic U, and Winston’s slovenly roommate. He doesn’t know enough English to have any tact, and tells the unvarnished truth at the worst opportunities.

Clubs: none

Hobbies and Interests: Eating and Sleeping

Yithro Gnibbu-F'tathla

YITHRO GNIBBU-F’TATHLA

is an off-off-campus student, attending Miskatonic U in a higher universe, majoring in psychology of sub-dimensional life-forms. Winston Coward is Yithro’s assigned study subject.

Clubs: Mathletes, It’s Non-Euclidean!

Hobbies and Interests: Problems in Open Timelike Curves, Dr. Who

Shog

SHOG

is Yithro’s shoggoth servitor, not too bright, but pretty versatile—being quasi-sentient protoplasm.

Clubs: nope, stabbing weapons better

Hobbies and Interests: yes and no

Humphrey Love

HUMPHREY LOVE

is eager to please his betters, and thinks of pretty much everyone at Miskatonic U as his betters. Utterly selfless, Humphrey often falls victim to those who take advantage of him.

Clubs: YMCA, Boy Scouts of America

Hobbies and Interests: Pitching in where needed

Dale Markham

DALE MARKHAM

is a sophomore who majors in subjugating freshmen. Rumor has it that as a freshman Dale was frequently singled out for especial torture. He would appear to have remembered everything he learned from those days.

Clubs: Gymnastics

Hobbies and Interests: Ratting, Being a General Nuisance

Hank O'Hare

HANK O’HARE

follows Dale Markham like an oversized lost puppy, and is about as intelligent and loyal. If Hank were to have a thought of his own, he would probably drop it within moments.

Clubs: Athletic Club, Miskatonic Badgers

Hobbies and Interests: pounding things

Aaron Sutlee

AARON SUTLEE

is the third generation in his family to attend Miskatonic, and heads the Arkham chapter of the Delta Phi Fraternity with an eye towards tradition and classic prankery.

Clubs: Delta Phi Fraternity, Crew, Astronomy Club, Young Entrepreneurs Club, Debate Team

Hobbies and Interests: The Great Game, Ratting

Wilshire Foxham

WILSHIRE FOXHAM

enforces the rules at Delta Phi Fraternity; above all, to never get caught. Will likes to work behind the scenes towards his eventual place at the head of the fraternity.

Clubs: Delta Phi Fraternity

Hobbies and Interests: Miskatonic Crier (Newspaper)

Festus Leap

FESTUS LEAP

is the night watchman at Miskatonic. Rumors abound of his ability to sniff out trouble with the assistance of his bloodhound, Varney. Some rumors border on the supernatural.

Professor Hanson Hargrave

DR. HANSON HARGRAVE

is professor of Anthropology and Archaeology. His approach to the study of human culture is to ascribe to historical figures as well as people of the remotest cultures the same basic desires he has — to live life to the fullest.

Professor Armiger Wordsworth

DR. ARMIGER WORDSWORTH

is chair of Classical Languages, teaching Latin, Greek, and Hebrew as well as English Composition to first-year students. If it were up to him, all university studies would still be conducted in Latin.

Professor Matthew Drew

DR. MATTHEW DREW

is professor of Geometry, with a preference for Non-Euclidean. He often seems distracted by things other people cannot see.