It hasn’t happened often for me, but this time it worked great. I was wondering how I would be able to get through the rest of this day in Kingsport quickly but still have a satisfying meet-up with Stanford’s dad.

Thank you, classic comedy trope:

PERSON: I will never do that, ever ever ever!

CUT TO: Person doing that.

And then the perfect “tired cliche works as fresh title” followed me home. Not bad!

Note to eddi: You must now write *spoiler alert* before every predictive post you make.