It’s too bad this takes place before the remedial class in “How Not To Read Eldritch Tomes Aloud” was offered at Miskatonic.

Oh, wait, they never offered that class! Just like no university offers a useful class in “How To Get a Job”– probably because no one would sign up for it.

Special thanks to the Aklo 101 Tumblr for helping me get myself in trouble by trying to translate some forbidden speech.