I was thinking of this as the title of the Titanic episode of a time travel sitcom, but I guess I’ll use it here. So where is the merch kiosk? I need to get a very specific copy of Chrononauts!

Oh, I just realized I literally drew a random new character with “a limp and an eyepatch,” which is an established lazy cliché for inventing characters! Oh, well, I need to take shortcuts where I can!